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Shit Box

Cardboard crapper
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It's the 'shit'
Portable, flatpack toilet
Includes 10 biodegradable bags
Recycled cardboard construction
Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery Not Available
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Does a bear shit in the woods?

Poos. We all do them (except Her Maj, of course). The trouble is, dropping Mr Brown and the kids off at the pool is nigh on impossible when you’re enjoying the great outdoors. Yes, you can make like a bear and shit in the woods, but curling a log straight onto the ground feels a bit, well, dirty.

Enter, with a snigger, a nudge and a somewhat aghast face, the Shit Box. As you can see, this charmingly named creation is a lightweight portable cardboard toilet, made specifically for outdoor use. Available in two sizes, the 14” original and a smaller ‘Little Jack’ version for nippers, it’s ideal for festival fans, campers, Portaloo-less builders, fishermen and kids caught short on long journeys.

Shit Box

Simply unpack and quickly construct the collapsible crapper before it's too late!

Shit Box at Glastonbury

Perfect for festivals

Comes with 10 bio-degradable bags

Please dispose of your waste properly

Okay, so squatting on a cardboard box isn’t the most luxurious way to lose your Bungle’s fingers, but it certainly does the job when you’re touching cloth in the middle of nowhere. To use the vernacular of today’s festival goer, we think it’s the shit.

Five different versions available!
Childrens version available

Little Jack's Box
for Girls

Little Jack's Box
for boys

Shit Box
for grownups

for grownups (with manners!)

for secret ones

More info
Due to the nature of the product and for hygiene reasons, this item is non returnable.

Discreet carry bag

Use the discreet bag until you
find the perfect pooing spot

Please Note:
  • As this is a cardboard box it may collapse if used when wet - please keep dry.
  • Remove and tie up used (full) poo bag and dispose of responsibly (we do not recommend multiple use of one single bag)
  • Collapse bag starting with bottom stabilisers then turn over and disengage tabs.
  • Fold carefully to use again.
  • 1x Duffle Bag - to carry
  • 1x Shit Box - reusable
  • 10x Poo Bags - not reusable
  • 10x Tissues - for a happy bum
Technical information:
  • Brown cardboard – content 80% recycled card
  • Weight tolerance : 55lbs/inch² 225lbs/inch² bursting force.
  • Shit Box / Ploo take 16 stone/ 100kg very comfortably
  • Little Jack's box is perfect for 1-5 year olds
  • The inner ‘poo bag’ contains P-Life™ additive which enables the bag to harmlessly degrade to water and CO2 over a fixed period of time.
  • Shit Box - 35cm (H) x 35cm(W) x 35cm(D)
  • Little Jack's Box - 26.5cm (H) x 26.5cm(W) x 26.5cm(D)
  • Ploo - 35cm (H) x 35cm(W) x 35cm(D)
Return information:
  • Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.