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Reindeer Threesome Christmas Jumper

Christmas is a time for sharing

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Traditional design with a cheeky twist. Tacky to the core
A filthy rutting conga with that red-nosed rascal at the epicentre
Embrace the cherished Christmas values of sharing
Hand-knitted by mucky grandmas (maybe)
Extremely limited quantities available
Free UK Delivery Over £75
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery Not Available
Description
It is well known that all of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names, they'd never let poor Rudolph join in any of their reindeer games. Well that randy red-nosed rascal's circumstances seem to have significantly changed, just look who's having all the fun in this filthy rutting threesome.

Christmas is a time for sharing. And we cannot think of a more appropriate and exquisite image to embody these cherished festive values. With this joyous conga knitted across your chest you're certain to turn a few heads and spread laughter and merriment to all.

Shake things up at your Christmas lunch with these highly limited edition jumpers. They're chunky and warm and triumphantly transcend the boundaries of 'tacky Christmas sweater' (just about) and enter the lofty realms of 'mildly inappropriate festive masterpiece!'

Christmas comes but once a year so make sure you look the part.

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Please Note:
  • Extremely limited quantities available
  • Not actually hand-knitted, by filthy grandmas or otherwise
  • We recommend dry clean-only for cleaning. Can also be hand washed and air dried.
Product Features:
  • Brought to you by Festified
  • Heavy and warm, like a lingering hug from Saint Nick himself
  • Made from 100% Acrylic Yarn
Sizing:
  • Small Measures approximately 38” (Chest) 25” (Long)
  • Medium Measures approximately 40” (Chest) 26” (Long)
  • Large Measures approximately 42” (Chest) 26” (Long)
  • Extra Large Measures approximately 44” (Chest) 26” (Long)
Customer reviews
"Has to be one of the best clothing purchases I have ever made! Rude enough to amuse and get away with. Real head turner and instant smiles."
Cameron - 20th of November, 2015