Dogs have been domesticated against their will for centuries. But in the year 2020, the tables will turn. Pugs will rule the world, as robots. Once our loyal companions, our best friends, our hipster fashion accessories. Now our cruel and fearsome canine enforces. Think Robocop, only with a silly slobbering face.
Half dog and half machine, they will rule us with an iron paw. But until then they are still just lovable boss-eyed mongrels. Enjoy it while it lasts.
With one finger quivering on the pulse of the great fashion houses of the world and another pointing fearfully toward our canine-ruled future; these fine polyester sweaters are hand-crafted by virile Polish seamstresses and feature truly impeccable workmanship. You can literally smell the quality and care that goes into their creation.