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Periodic Table of Swearing Mug
Periodic Table of Swearing Mug
Periodic Table of Swearing Mug
Periodic Table of Swearing Mug
Periodic Table of Swearing Mug
Periodic Table of Swearing Mug
Periodic Table of Swearing Mug
Periodic Table of Swearing Mug
Periodic Table of Swearing Mug
Periodic Table of Swearing Mug

Periodic Table of Swearing Mug

Bring me my ****ing Tea
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£11.99
6 reviews
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Vastly extend your vulgar vocabulary
Impress and verbally disarm your peers
Created by the irreverent geniuses at Modern Toss
Superb liquid-holding capabilities
Free UK Delivery Over £100Free ReturnsNext Day Delivery available Before 7pm
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Key features

  • Vastly extend your vulgar vocabulary
  • Impress and verbally disarm your peers
  • Created by the irreverent geniuses at Modern Toss
  • Superb liquid-holding capabilities
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6 reviews

Average: 5/5 stars

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by Lauren - 14th of October, 2016
Brilliant. Totally unique item.
by Alyssa - 18th of March, 2016
If you love a good swear, then this will definitely brighten up your vocabulary!
72 Shares
Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery available Before 7pm
Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery available Before 7pm
Description
Learning can be fun, particularly when it's downright rude and can be eloquently yelled at those around you. From the loveable foul-mouthed misanthropists at Modern Toss comes the Periodic Table of Swearing Mug.

At first glance this may look like your regular table of mundane chemical discoveries, but on closer inspection this filthy little mug houses a pantheon of vulgar vocabulary and pithy put-downs.

Perhaps you've been wronged by a co-worker, or just spilled your own piping hot drink straight into your lap, whatever the outburst - never be lost for words when sipping from this mighty cup of profani-tea.

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Please Note:
  • Saucy language may not be suitable for children (but that doesn’t mean they won’t love it when they hear it at school)
Product Features:
  • Designed by the deviant minds at Modern Toss
  • High quality ceramic mug of knowledge
  • Microwave and Dishwasher safe (but we'd recommend lashings of soap and water for your potty mouth)
Dimensions:
  • Measures approximately 9.5cm(H) x 8.5cm(Ø)
  • Holds approximately 300ml
Customer reviews
"This is great. I am hopeless at swearing and my teenagers are very impressed with my gift to myself!"
Kirstie - 9th of February, 2015
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