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Patrick Bateman Business Card Holder
Patrick Bateman Business Card Holder
Patrick Bateman Business Card Holder
Patrick Bateman Business Card Holder
Patrick Bateman Business Card Holder
Patrick Bateman Business Card Holder
Patrick Bateman Business Card Holder
Patrick Bateman Business Card Holder
Patrick Bateman Business Card Holder
Patrick Bateman Business Card Holder
Patrick Bateman Business Card Holder
Patrick Bateman Business Card Holder
Patrick Bateman Business Card Holder

Patrick Bateman Business Card Holder

New card case. What do you think?
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£14.99
4 reviews
1,834 shares
Keep your fragile mask of sanity and your business cards in place
Smart stainless steel finish, emblazoned with Silian Rail lettering
Comfortably holds 12 of your own mediocre business cards
Don't just stare at it, buy it!
Free UK Delivery Over £100Free ReturnsNext Day Delivery available Before 7pm
Product info

Key features

  • Keep your fragile mask of sanity and your business cards in place
  • Smart stainless steel finish, emblazoned with Silian Rail lettering
  • Comfortably holds 12 of your own mediocre business cards
  • Don't just stare at it, buy it!
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4 reviews

Average: 3.5/5 stars

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by Nina - 3rd of November, 2016
Just as described, a fun gift for anyone who appreciates that subtle off-white colouring.
by Nicole (order Placer) - 31st of March, 2016
Love! quality is A+. Smudges like a mofo tho. PB would lose his sh*t over that. The PB card is a nice touch, but wrong color stock. Lol.
1,834 Shares
Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery available Before 7pm
Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery available Before 7pm
Description
You're an obsessive perfectionist and you think you've finally nailed it. Picked them up from the printers today – bone colouring with lettering they call "Silian Rail."

It's very cool but it's nothing. It's no Eggshell with Romalian type, and you evidently hadn't even considered using raised lettering, Pale Nimbus, white. Is something wrong? You're sweating.

Someone else will always have a better business card. And if that mere notion makes you want to listen to Huey Lewis and the News, stick on a raincoat and start axing some prostitutes then we've got just the thing.

Keep your fragile mask of sanity firmly in place as well as your mediocre business cards with the Patrick Bateman Business Card Holder.

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Please Note:
  • "Returning video tapes" is not a substantial alibi
  • Alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. We'd recommend a herb-mint facial mask and an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol. Follow that up with a moisturiser, then an anti-aging eye balm and finally a moisturising protective lotion
Product Features:
  • Look at that subtle stainless steel finishing. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it's even laser engraved
  • Conceal your shamefully mediocre business cards
  • Like all shiny surfaces, it's a little prone to showing finger prints etc. But, like Patrick Bateman's apartment, it wipes clean easy
Dimensions:
  • Fits 12 regular business cards comfortably. Measures approximately 9.5cm(W) x 6cm(H) x 0.8cm(D)
Feed me a stray cat
Customer reviews
"I love it, just wish I could get it to open with one hand like they did in that scene. That would be sublime."
Alan - 1st of September, 2015
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