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Monkey Brains Bowl

Severed Simian Storage

Feast straight from the gaping cranium of a hairy primate
An elegant dining vessel fit for the Maharajah of Pankot
Handy skull cap lid to keep your food hot or cold
May cause sensitive dinner guests to faint melodramatically
Also makes a very tasteful desk tidy
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Next Day Delivery available Before 5pm
Roast chicken and Shepherds pie just won't cut it any more. Your body is a temple, a temple of doom, and it deserves to be fed something far more exciting.

So why not liven up meal times with this Monkey Brains Bowl and scoop chilled cerebral delicacies straight from its hairy gaping cranium. If this fine piece of severed simian storage is good enough for his Supreme Highness, the Maharajah of Pankot (and he knew how to party), then it's certainly good enough for you. You can fill it with all sorts of exotic delights like crispy Coleoptera beetles, Eye-ball soup and "Snake Surprise" ...or something more boring, like cornflakes.

It's an undeniably tasteful dining vessel, though the sight of it may cause more squeamish dinner guests to roll their eyes back and faint melodramatically.

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Please Note:
  • Delicious chilled monkey brains not included
  • Not dishwasher or microwave friendly
Product Features:
  • An elegant dining vessel fit for the Maharajah of Pankot
  • Comes with a plastic insert so that you can eat out of it
  • The ideal distraction for when conversation about secret religious societies turns sour
  • Also perfect for storing pens, keys and precious archaeological artefacts
  • Box Measures approximately 16cm(W) x 16cm(H) x 16cm(D)
Customer reviews
"Gift for my friend's birthday. He loved it. The other people in the restaurant...not so much...."
Natalie Slaven - 30th of April, 2015
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