The best BBQers in the world? Mercenaries. Why so? Perhaps it’s their stealthy efficiency or maybe their brutal drive. They’ve a thirst for blood in more ways than one, but their knack for meat smoking’ll knock your socks off.
So you see, the Machete Spatula makes sense in more ways than none. In this grill or be grilled world it’s every chef for themselves, and with a tool this size there’s no limit to the amount of crustaceans you’ll be putting on the barbie.
The pen may well be mightier than the sword, but the machete is no match for the spatula. For arguments sake the two have been combined and the results are utterly glorious. Instil uneasiness in your dinner guests before serving them the best darn burger they've ever laid teeth upon. Your new, show-stopping utensil also comes complete with built-in bottle opener and - perhaps most importantly - a bandana. Oh, what are we talking about, of course most importantly! It’s a frickin bandana! You’re now officially a troubled Vietnam War Veteran with a penchant for medium - rare flesh, and boy does it suit you.