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Machete Spatula
Machete Spatula
Machete Spatula
Machete Spatula
Machete Spatula
Machete Spatula
Machete Spatula
Machete Spatula
Machete Spatula
Machete Spatula

Machete Spatula

Lambo: Last Grub
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Terrifying in appearance but extremely convenient in nature
Look incredibly tough and macho when flipping meat
Like all good tools, this machete has 3 built in bottle openers
Bandana included. No, seriously
Transform instantly into a dashing Rambo/Gordon Ramsay hybrid
Free UK Delivery Over £100Free ReturnsNext Day Delivery Not Available
Product info

Key features

  • Terrifying in appearance but extremely convenient in nature
  • Look incredibly tough and macho when flipping meat
  • Like all good tools, this machete has 3 built in bottle openers
  • Bandana included. No, seriously
  • Transform instantly into a dashing Rambo/Gordon Ramsay hybrid
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6 reviews

Average: 5/5 stars

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by Nelson - 7th of October, 2016
Looks big and mean. Just don't go walking around public places with it in hand!
by Mandy - 16th of February, 2016
Good and sturdy. Fingers crossed for BBQ season!
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Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery Not Available
Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery Not Available
Description
The best BBQers in the world? Mercenaries. Why so? Perhaps it’s their stealthy efficiency or maybe their brutal drive. They’ve a thirst for blood in more ways than one, but their knack for meat smoking’ll knock your socks off.

So you see, the Machete Spatula makes sense in more ways than none. In this grill or be grilled world it’s every chef for themselves, and with a tool this size there’s no limit to the amount of crustaceans you’ll be putting on the barbie.

The pen may well be mightier than the sword, but the machete is no match for the spatula. For arguments sake the two have been combined and the results are utterly glorious. Instil uneasiness in your dinner guests before serving them the best darn burger they've ever laid teeth upon. Your new, show-stopping utensil also comes complete with built-in bottle opener and - perhaps most importantly - a bandana. Oh, what are we talking about, of course most importantly! It’s a frickin bandana! You’re now officially a troubled Vietnam War Veteran with a penchant for medium - rare flesh, and boy does it suit you.

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Please Note:
  • Not suitable for bushwhacking.
Product Features:
  • BBQ spatula
  • Perfect for flipping meat
  • Trio of bottle openers
  • Oak handle
  • Stainless steel blade
Dimensions:
  • Measures approximately 48cm(W) x 11cm(H) x 2cm(D)
Customer reviews
"Fantastic! It was a Father's Day present for my old man and it really looked the part, he was chuffed with it!"
Ian - 11th of July, 2015
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