What underwear are you wearing right now? Go on. Have a little look. No particular reason, just a lonely, inquisitive copywriter seeing what he can get away with.
Where was I? Yes, your underwear, did you look? I'll bet they were pretty boring, unless of course... they were your "lucky" pair. You know, the ones that get you dates and job interviews and such. How long have you had those for again? It's probably time for an upgrade.
Introducing M-Y Fronts, personalised briefs that are going to change the face of underwear forever. All you need to do is upload two high quality photos against a white background and we'll print them onto the front and back of your chosen colour of pants. Just think, a friendly face gently cupping your nether regions, smiling back at you whenever you're feeling down.
They also make the perfect gift for a loved one when you're not around; whether you want to see them as a warm and comforting presence or a passive-aggressive alternative to a chastity belt – your gorgeous face warding off persistent sexual intruders.
Make no mistake, these aren't mere novelty undergarments, these are quality pants.