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Light Up Fireplace Christmas Jumper with Stockings

Wear the spirit of Christmas, with bells on
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Traditional design with a cheeky twist. Tacky to the core
Fillable and removable stockings and a fire place that lights up!
Heavy and warm, like a lingering hug from Saint Nick himself
Hand-knitted by deranged grandmas (maybe)
Extremely limited quantities available
Free UK Delivery Over £100
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Next Day Delivery Not Available
Most of us aren't characters out of a Dickens novel, we don't all have a luxurious glowing fireplace to hang our stockings on and usher in the warm spirit of Christmas.

With these festive threads emblazoned across your belly, who needs story-book clichés or that morbidly obese gift-giving pig they call Santa. YOU are now the bright and cheery embodiment of Christmas.

This outlandish piece of Yuletide knitwear has got everything – three detachable and fillable stockings as well as a flickering LED fireplace that actually lights up.

Sit proudly at the head of the dinner table with this highly limited edition jumper. It's chunky and warm and triumphantly transcends the boundaries of 'tacky Christmas sweater' (just about) and enters the lofty realms of 'powerful festive masterpiece!'

Christmas comes but once a year so make sure you look the part.

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Please Note:
  • Extremely limited quantities available
  • Not actually hand-knitted, by grandmas or otherwise
  • We recommend dry clean-only for cleaning
  • Powered by a replaceable 9V battery
Product Features:
  • Brought to you by Festified
  • Thick and warm
  • Light switch concealed within the waist hem
  • LEDs are powered by a replaceable watch battery (included)
  • Made from 100% Acrylic Yarn
  • Small Measures approximately 38” (Chest) 25” (Long)
  • Medium Measures approximately 40” (Chest) 26” (Long)
  • Large Measures approximately 42” (Chest) 26” (Long)
  • Extra Large Measures approximately 44” (Chest) 26” (Long)