Instant Regret Beer is an award-winning aromatic porter, brewed by the alchemists of pain at Brewsters Brewery and violated by a 2 million scoville chili extract.
This is the very opposite of refreshing, chilling it will make absolutely no difference whatsoever. Seriously, it is infinitely hotter than we could have ever imagined. Arguably we've made a terrible, terrible mistake and you would be wise to have a milk/ice-cream chaser very close to hand. Your mouth will never forgive you. It's pure hell fire that will mercilessly punish your senses and we won't even bother to mention the internal strife it'll cause.
Once you've recovered, all that will remain will be to share the painful, life-affirming experience with everyone you know – which is a why we've made them in generous packs of four.
Put your taste buds to the ultimate test. Pop the cap and try it for yourself.