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Images You Should Not Masturbate To
Images You Should Not Masturbate To
Images You Should Not Masturbate To
Images You Should Not Masturbate To
Images You Should Not Masturbate To
Images You Should Not Masturbate To
Images You Should Not Masturbate To
Images You Should Not Masturbate To
Images You Should Not Masturbate To
Images You Should Not Masturbate To
Images You Should Not Masturbate To
Images You Should Not Masturbate To
Images You Should Not Masturbate To
Images You Should Not Masturbate To
Images You Should Not Masturbate To
Images You Should Not Masturbate To

Images You Should Not Masturbate To

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27 reviews
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Expected in stock: 15/12/2016
Expected in stock: 15/12/2016
A range of unexpected, apparently asexual imagery
Guaranteed to either curb your sexual urges, or inspire unexpected new ones
Perfect for people who prefer pictures (there’s no words)
A standing challenge to fans of self-love
The best book you'll ever come across
Free UK Delivery Over £100Free ReturnsNext Day Delivery available Before 7pm
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Key features

  • A range of unexpected, apparently asexual imagery
  • Guaranteed to either curb your sexual urges, or inspire unexpected new ones
  • Perfect for people who prefer pictures (there’s no words)
  • A standing challenge to fans of self-love
  • The best book you'll ever come across
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27 reviews

Average: 5/5 stars

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by Amy - 16th of November, 2016
For those with a dark sense of humour and a very dirty mind.
by Gabrielle - 13th of April, 2016
Bought this as a birthday present for a best friend in the Navy. Him and his shop mates got a good laugh.
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Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery available Before 7pm
Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery available Before 7pm
Description


Guaranteed to inspire mass discussions and plenty of group debate, the Images You Should Not Masturbate To book is a uniquely interesting proposition.

Featuring an assortment of unconnected, apparently asexual images, this beautifully presented book simultaneously serves as a metaphorical cold shower and a standing challenge to anyone into self-love.

Ideal for pre-date preparation or when you just want to dispel that loving feeling; this book will raise questions you may not want to answer.

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Please Note:
  • Neither sanctioned or endorsed by any legitimate medical authority, this book should be used with care
Product Features:
  • Over 40 pages of unexpected, apparently asexual imagery
  • Full colour
  • Portable and lightweight
Dimensions:
  • Measures approximately 14cm(W) x 18cm(H) x 0.5cm(D)
Customer reviews
"A very well chosen title, but safe to say when I gave it to my partner he said 'challenge accepted', so that's worried me a tiny bit."
Pagan - 12th of February, 2015
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