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I Could Pee on This

Purrrfect poetry
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There are basically two types of people in this world; those who love cats, and those who don’t. But no matter how you feel about our feline friends, there’s no denying they’re so hot right now.

So it comes as no surprise that internationally syndicated author Francesco Marciuliano has released I Could Pee on This; the first book of poetry and insight direct from the philosophical pussies themselves.

Turns out, when they’re not licking themselves, chasing a piece of string and staring at you like you’re beneath them, they can be quite the witty kitties. Featuring classics like “Who is That on Your Lap” and “Kneel Before Me”, each ode is accompanied by a picture of the author.

Purrrfect poetry.

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Please Note:
  • We’re almost certain that cats didn’t actually write this book
  • Cat pee not included
Product Features:
  • Cat poetry
  • Cat pictures
Customer reviews
"Hilarious poems! A perfect addition to my toilet library."
Ollie - 17th of June, 2016
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