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I Could Chew on This

Canine Rhymes
Dogs have feelings too. Incredibly deranged feelings.
See the world through their puppy-dog eyes
Each poem is paired with it's own heart-warming portrait
Get to the root of their loyalty, optimism and relentless chewing
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If you've ever looked into a dogs eyes, you'll know that time stands still and tears begin to trickle down your overjoyed face as you both stare longingly into each other's souls. It's entrancing. Whether you realise it or not, dogs are our canine companions, our friends, mad humans trapped in little growling bodies.

We've never fully appreciated a dog's internal emotions. This is probably because when they're happy, they wag their tales. When they're nervous, they wag their tales. And when they're feeling apathetic, they wag their tails. I Could Chew on This brings these deranged doggy thoughts and ideas to the surface through the power of poetry.

Another Bag
True, unbridled love
Is looking at what I just did
On the sidewalk
And then picking it up in a bag
I can only imagine as a treasured keepsake
Wow, the collection you must have by now

Covering all the key topics such as a eating and throwing up, sniffing, separation anxiety and why dogs just keep on running. Each of these eye-opening poems is accompanied by their own heart-warming puppy portrait.

Butter wouldn't bloody melt.

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Please Note:
  • Knowing what dogs are thinking won't change their insane behaviour
Product Features:
  • 112 pages of musings and insane internal monologues of dogs
  • From the makers of 'I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats'
  • Measures approximately 15.5cm(W) x 12cm(H) x 2cm(D)
Customer reviews
"Almost as funny as a dog biting it's own tail."
Kieran - 31st of December, 2015
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