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Horse Action Figure

Lovely bunch of coconuts
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Embark on your own low-budget quest for the Grail
For those of us who cannot afford a trusty equine steed
Officially licensed Monty Python merchandise
Doubles as a very fetching hula bra
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Horse For Sale:

Age: 38 yrs
Height: 1 hand
Gender: Male
Breed: Other
Colour: Coconut-husk Brown

Friendly good-natured steed. Loves to be groomed and bathed. Would be perfect as a first-time horse. Used to dogs, sheep, farm machinery, white rabbits with sharp pointy teeth etc.

Sweet natured and trusting with new people and situations. No vices. Lovely temperament, quiet on busy roads, good in the box and a very pleasant ride with an easy jump. Makes his rider feel safe in everything he does. Ideal stallion potential.

He is passported, micro-chipped, wormed and ready to go.

Please give Arthur a ring for more information and to arrange to come and see him for yourself.

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Please Note:
  • Not actually a horse, yer daft 'apeth.
Product Features:
  • Made from dried coconut shells
  • Officially licensed Monty Python merchandise
  • Measures approximately 24cm(W) x 20cm(H) x 4cm(D)