You're likely under the impression that bringing dinosaurs back to life is a fiddly affair. You didn't get your GCSE in cloning using paleo-DNA from either bones or the guts of mosquitoes in amber and John Hammond never text you back. Please don't cry. It's easier than you think. All you need is a flame and this Hatching Dinosaur Candle.
As the wax egg melts away it slowly reveals the world's favourite prehistoric carnivore - a darling baby velociraptor. Not your average porcelain ornament, this triassic treasure is sure to add a little life to your gaff.
The best part? You have the opportunity to have this little fella imprint you as the pack alpha, ready to follow your every command.