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Gummi Bear Breakfast

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Surprisingly high in calories
1KG!!! 1KG!!! 1KG!!!
An excellent source of sugar and very little else
Keeping dentists and dieticians employed, the world over
Does not contain actual bears
Save 50% due to a short shelf life, the Gummi Bear Breakfast expire at the end of November 2013.
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We all know that breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

Sure some "professionals" might claim that your body needs cereal, toast, milk, fruit and any number of other ‘healthy’ options.
But in truth, all you need is Gummi Bears. A shi*tload of Gummi Bears.

Each colourful carton contains over 1 kilogram of this unorthodox breakfast. It's incredibly low in fat, cholesterol, protein and anything remotely good for you… meaning you get straight to the important stuff.

According to the (probably fictional) nutritional facts on the box, you can expect to enjoy an increase in happiness of up to 527%, nearly 387% more wow and only 18% regret. Basically, it’s the breakfast of champions. Extremely hyperactive champions.

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Please Note:
  • Suggested Serving Size: Bowl
  • Servings Per Box: Depends on size of bowl
  • If Sour Worms are more your cereal style, head here.
  • Not suitable for vegetarians
  • May contain traces of nuts
Product Features:
  • According to the (possibly fictional) nutritional facts on the box you can expect to feel a significant increase in:
    • Euphoria, fun, wackiness, jitters, tummy aches, sugar-highs, sugar-lows and cripplingly expensive visits to the dentist
  • Colourful 'cereal box' style packaging
  • Very low in saturated fats, but you don't want to ask about the carbs
  • Glucose Syrup, Sugar, Dextrose, Gelatine, Sorbitol, Artificial Flavours, Artificial Colours, (Yellow 5, Yellow 6, Blue 1, Red 40), Titanium Dioxide, Acidulates Citric Acid, Fumaric Acid.
  • Measures approximately 21.5cm(W) x 29cm(H) x 7cm(D)
  • Net weight approximately 1.1kg
Return information:
  • Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.