We all know that breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
Sure some "professionals" might claim that your body needs cereal, toast, milk, fruit and any number of other ‘healthy’ options.
But in truth, all you need is Gummi Bears. A shi*tload of Gummi Bears.
Each colourful carton contains over 1 kilogram of this unorthodox breakfast. It's incredibly low in fat, cholesterol, protein and anything remotely good for you… meaning you get straight to the important stuff.
According to the (probably fictional) nutritional facts on the box, you can expect to enjoy an increase in happiness of up to 527%, nearly 387% more wow and only 18% regret. Basically, it’s the breakfast of champions. Extremely hyperactive champions.