Whether you like to indulge in extravagant French cuisine or you're just a fan of cute, slow-moving creatures – you need to Grow Your Own Escargot.
This indoor-friendly escargatoire contains all the apparatus and instructions needed to rear your own rout of snails. Once you receive the box, the first thing you need to do is send off the enclosed card and within 2-3 days you'll receive 6 baby snails and food for their new abode.
Feed them. Cherish them. Shower them with love (and scraps of food). In about 4-6 months you can feast on them all! Err...or if you can't face saying goodbye, they also make excellent pets.
In all seriousness though, everyone knows that escargot are the delicious, nutritious and stylish addition to your dinner parties. Nothing screams 'gourmet' like a big juicy mollusc.