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Flump Face

You're looking a little puffy
Immortalise your sexy face on a slab of sweet pillowy pleasure
Have your photo printed onto a chunky A4 or A5-sized marshmallow
Moreish vanilla flavour – your smile has never looked sweeter
A healthy alternative to outright cannibalism
It's the single greatest thing to ever come out of a printer
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Free UK Delivery Over £100
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Next Day Delivery available Before 5pm

You know when someone has a really smiley face and all you want to do is squish and smush it? Well your sickly-sweet fantasies are about to come true with the latest breakthrough in soft and sugary photo-fectionary – Flump Face.

Just upload a high quality photo of you, your mate, your dog or anyone you like and we'll immortalise them on a chunky A4 or A5 slab of marshmallow. With its moreish vanilla flavour you'll be quite literally stuffing your face in no time. It's like a sweeter, slightly more wrinkly version of yourself that you can twist, rip, lick, slap, stretch or just gnaw on like a ravenous dog grabbing a chew toy.

There's a highly satisfying "voodoo doll" element to them too; now you can feast on your ex's beautiful eyes, dunk them in hot chocolate or toast them on the BBQ – make sure they meet a sticky end.

It puts other personalised photo gifts to shame, so forget about lousy printed canvases and the likes of – this is the single greatest thing to ever flop out of a printer.

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Please Note:
  • We will not crop/edit your pictures in any way
  • Any square images will have a white border put around them so they fit on the rectangular mallow
  • Heart-shaped cookie cutters not included
Product Features:
  • Your (or your mate's) face printed on a giant marshmallow
  • Match your appetite, choose between an A4 or A5 slab
  • Moreish vanilla flavour
  • A sweeter and slightly more wrinkly version of yourself
  • The exciting alternative to boring supermarket birthday cakes
  • Lasts for 4-6 weeks once opened, 6 months if sealed (no need devour it instantly)
  • It's confectionery's answer to Snapchat, one minute your photo is there, the next it's gone, forever, in your belly
  • Full ingredients: Glucose-fructose syrup, sugar, water, dextrose, starch of maize, gelatine, vanilla flavouring
  • A4 – measures approximately 30cm(W) x 21.4cm(H) x 1.5cm(D)
  • A5 – measures approximately 21cm(W) x 15cm(H) x 1.5cm(D)
Return information:
  • Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.
Customer reviews
"Tasted great, arrived quickly, what more could you want."
Lily - 25th of February, 2016
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