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Flatulence Underwear
Flatulence Underwear
Flatulence Underwear
Flatulence Underwear
Flatulence Underwear
Flatulence Underwear
Flatulence Underwear
Flatulence Underwear
Flatulence Underwear
Flatulence Underwear
Flatulence Underwear
Flatulence Underwear

Flatulence Underwear

Farty Pants
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Absorbs and neutralises those unwanted trouser fumes
Trump away on the old gluteal tuba to your (f)heart's content
No need to clench and hold in that uncomfortable trapped wind
Harnesses the same technology found in chemical warfare suits
Capable of stopping smells 200x stronger than the average guff
Prevent those horrific crowded elevator moments
Free UK Delivery Over £100Free ReturnsNext Day Delivery available Before 7pm
Product info

Key features

  • Absorbs and neutralises those unwanted trouser fumes
  • Trump away on the old gluteal tuba to your (f)heart's content
  • No need to clench and hold in that uncomfortable trapped wind
  • Harnesses the same technology found in chemical warfare suits
  • Capable of stopping smells 200x stronger than the average guff
  • Prevent those horrific crowded elevator moments
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8 reviews

Average: 5/5 stars

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by Damien - 9th of May, 2016
Bought for my hubby and he loved them, so has everyone else he has been around basking in orderless air.
by Sasha - 10th of March, 2016
Bought for the boyfriend, as close to breaking up with him for his unbearable farts. They work! Will be buying more!
1,049 Shares
Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery available Before 7pm
Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery available Before 7pm
Description


Some people say that flatulence should be seen and not heard. These people are clearly very confused and probably already wrestling with their own horrendous southerly vapours. Farts should be heard and not smelt, and arguably not even heard.

Flatulence Underwear allows you to finally trump with confidence, safe in the knowledge that those unwanted trouser fumes won't sting the nostrils of anyone nearby. These ordinary looking undergarments contain a highly porous carbon back-panel, so the next time there's a roar from the rump, the odorous smog becomes trapped and neutralised by the cloth.

Harnessing the same technology found in chemical warfare suits, these powerful pants are capable of stopping smells 200 times stronger than the average fart. If they're good enough for Mustard Gas then they can easily handle your full-bodied and intriguing stenches.

Everyone knows someone with obnoxious wind habits – a bona fide bench-warmer, a fragrant and shameless one-man jazz band. Or perhaps you are the one guilty of blowing the old bum bugle a little too frequently? Whoever it is, they can pull on these gas-trapping pantaloons and trump away to their (f)heart's content.

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Please Note:
  • Tumble-dry on a low/medium heat
  • Never assume that a trump is simply a trump – this is not a nappy
  • Particularly terrible diet? We'd recommend layering up two pairs
  • Active carbon back-panel is reactivated during washing
  • If you're unsure of size, it's better to be too tight than too loose. The last thing you want is to spring a leak
Product Features:
  • Absorbs and neutralises those unwanted trouser fumes
  • Comfortable fit – feels just like regular underwear
  • No need to clench and hold in that uncomfortable wind
  • Don't worry, the timeless and hilarious sounds still remain
  • Now you can trump away to your (f)heart's content
  • Harnesses the same technology found in chemical warfare suits
  • Proud winners of the ACA ‘Look Good Feel Good Award’
Dimensions:
  • Men's S 30-32, M 33-35, L 36-38, XL 39-41
  • Women's S 8-10, M 12-14, L 16-18, XL 20-22
Return information:
  • Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.
Customer reviews
"These really work, they filter those stinky farts so you don't choke from the fumes!"
Spencer - 19th of March, 2015
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