He’s the man who made you (unless you’re the result of a shady government experiment). Sure he had a little help a great deal of help from your Mum, but there’s no denying that he had a lot to do with it.
Bought you your first beer (when you were just 6 years old)
Played snooker with his mates while you were being born
Taught you how to ride a bicycle (took the stabilisers off and tried to kill you)
Gave you a knock-off toy and pretended it was the real thing
Over-shared horrendous sexual adventures from his teenage years
Sort-of improved your musical tastes
Replaced your dead rabbit with another one and didn’t tell you
Set dreadful flatulence examples
Yup, your dad definitely did all of these “classic” acts of fatherhood. Now it’s time to give something back, give your dad a Father’s Day present he wasn’t expecting – the wondrous gift of mystery.
As these boxes are pre-picked, the contents of each box will remain the same regardless of how many you buy. How many Dad's do you have!?
Unlike Pandora’s version, opening this box won’t signal the end of existence
Firebox loves all its family members equally (but Dad most of all)
We appreciate that raising a child is significantly more complex than just buying a present
Whether genetic, adopted or imaginary, we think all Dad's are equally awesome
1-in-10 Mystery Boxes also contains a Power Wallet by Seyvr
Brand new contents for 2016 that your old man will love
Each Mystery Box contains over £60 worth of Father's Day goodness
Give him the gift of mystery, surprise him!
Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.
"Good selection of stuff inside and packaged well. Good price for what was included. Won't say what was inside, its a mystery."