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Square egg for your round hole
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Rectify the humble egg's completely impractical shape
Turns freshly hard-boiled and peeled eggs into cubes
Bring a little discipline to your dinner plate – no more rolling around
At last you can achieve perfectly uniform sandwich coverage
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For hundreds of years, boiled eggs have been the bane of picnics, packed-lunches and dinner plates the world over. It’s their completely illogical shape. No use to man or beast a peeled, hard-boiled egg just won’t do as it’s told. Carry it in a loose lunchbox and it’ll get smooshed, Take it on a picnic and it’ll be rolled away by ants. Serve it on a plate and it’ll end up sliding about like a chubby figure skater. It’s enough to put you off oeufs for life.

But we've now discovered the Egg-Q-Ber and finally brought a little discipline to our dinner plate – because this startlingly nifty gadget will turn any peeled, hard boiled egg into an almost perfect cube.

Just pop it in, close the lid tightly and leave it for 1 minute. That’s it! After 60 anxious seconds you can remove your almost perfectly cubed egg, ready to stack neatly in a bento box, sit on a potato waffle, slather with devilling cream or slice into squares for perfectly uniform sandwich coverage. And just like that, another of life's great quandaries solved.

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The applications of this technology are impossible to count, but here's 7:
  • Make yourself an edible egg dice. Do not eat it until you roll a 6
  • Create hundreds of egg cubes and build yourself a luxurious egg villa
  • You could use it as a cruel castration device
  • Probably also works with strawberries and shallots
  • Keep your contact lenses in it, you square eyes
  • Pop the eggs in the freezer afterwards = delicious eggy ice cubes that won't dilute your drink
  • Just an enjoyable and messy way to crack an unboiled egg
Product Features:
  • Turns freshly hard-boiled and peeled eggs into cubes
  • No need for egg cups
  • Easy to store
  • Baffle your friends
  • Measures approximately 9cm(H) x 6.7cm(Ø)
Customer reviews
"Square eggs, just so cool."
Danielle - 13th of February, 2015