Free UK Delivery Over £100Free ReturnsNext Day Delivery Not Available
DIY Carbon Freezing Kit
DIY Carbon Freezing Kit
DIY Carbon Freezing Kit

DIY Carbon Freezing Kit

Goodbye 2010, hello 2040!
Product not available at the moment.
April Fool Product 2010!
GOTCHA! Yep that's right, this product was part of our April Fool range for 2010. We apologise if you are disappointed... or just sitting there red-faced! You can see our other April Fool products here.
Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery Not Available
DIY Carbon Freezing Kit

Molten Carbonite + Tibana Gas = Wake up in the future... far far away!

Prepare to be utterly gobsmacked…no, prepare to accidentally squish your popped-out eyeballs as you scrabble around looking for the remnants of your shattered jaw whilst wincing at your soiled-in-shock pants. Why? Because the DIY Carbon Freezing Kit is without doubt the most impressive (not to mention expensive) item ever to grace our pages.

Developed by the spamheads behind the Large Hadron Collider, this amazing chamber allows you to cryogenically freeze yourself for 5-30 years. Yes, really! Making a complete Han Solo of yourself has never been easier. Or possible.

In order to use this highly sophisticated chamber you’ll need to undergo various suitability tests at CERN on the Franc-Swiss border. Assuming you cut the mustard your DIY Carbon Freezing Kit will be delivered to your door within two weeks. The freezing process itself is simple: just remove your clothes, lie down in the chamber, set the timer and…well, the next thing you know it’ll be 2040. Don’t forget your toothbrush!

DIY Carbon Freezing Kit

More info
This item cannot be sold to anyone under the age of 18.

If you purchase this item with a debit card that is available to under 18s, we may need to contact you to request proof of your age before your order is processed.

Delivery details:
This product is shipped directly from the supplier and therefore will be sent to you separately from any other items you may order. Delivery will be by courier and should take 2-3 days

Please note:
  • You will have to under-go stringent tests at the CERN HQ (based on the Franc-Swiss border) – Flights, accomodation and full body wax is included in the cost of this product
  • Wake up in the future!
  • Carbonite Frame approximately 121.9cm (W) x 274.3cm (H) x 61cm (D)