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Canned Dragon Meat
Canned Dragon Meat
Canned Dragon Meat
Canned Dragon Meat
Canned Dragon Meat
Canned Dragon Meat
Canned Dragon Meat
Canned Dragon Meat
Canned Dragon Meat
Canned Dragon Meat
Canned Dragon Meat
Canned Dragon Meat
Canned Dragon Meat
Canned Dragon Meat

Canned Dragon Meat

A flame-grilled delicacy
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Sample the most sought-after meat in the entire kingdom
Freshly slain!
A little like corned beef, only infused with fire and magic
Pre-cooked so you can enjoy this mythical meat hot or cold
100% of your RDA - Recommended Dragon Allowance
Free UK Delivery Over £100Free ReturnsNext Day Delivery Not Available
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  • Sample the most sought-after meat in the entire kingdom
  • Freshly slain!
  • A little like corned beef, only infused with fire and magic
  • Pre-cooked so you can enjoy this mythical meat hot or cold
  • 100% of your RDA - Recommended Dragon Allowance
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Description
Whether you're an heroic knight or a lowly serf, we think that you deserve to taste the finest delicacy in all the land – Canned Dragon Meat.

Those chaotic, fire-breathing days are but a distant memory, as these once-feared beasts have now been mercilessly slain for your dining pleasure. Some comment that the flavour is reminiscent of corned beef, only infused with a little magic and wonder. Others say it's more like turkey but with a fiery kick, we'll let you make up your own mind.

This prime and tender cut of mythical meat has been pre-cooked so it can be re-heated or enjoyed straight out of the can. Though it hasn't been de-scaled or de-horned so watch your teeth.

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Please Note:
  • Not actually edible, it's a plush Dragon head in a can. This does however mean that it's suitable for vegetarians and gluten free!
Product Features:
  • Enjoy the most sought-after meat in the entire kingdom
  • Freshly slain!
  • Tastes a little like corned beef
  • Pre-cooked so you can enjoy this mythical meat hot or cold
  • From the maker's of Canned Unicorn Meat (where DO they find these creatures?)
  • Weighs 538g
Dimensions:
  • Measures approximately 16cm(H) x 10cm(Ø)