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Belt Mistletoe
Belt Mistletoe
Belt Mistletoe
Belt Mistletoe

Belt Mistletoe

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Wield the irresistible power of mistletoe
Be an ambassador for heavy petting this Christmas
It's the charming and legally binding non-verbal contract
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Made possible by a plethora of adoring fans on Kickstarter; Shed Simove, Comedian Entrepreneur presents this season's must-have crude and crass Christmas accessory – Belt Mistletoe.

In Victorian England, if a fair maiden refused a kiss under the mistletoe she could forget about receiving any marriage proposals for at least a year. Instead she could look forward to her male compatriots scorning her and humorously remarking that she would most likely end up a worthless old hag.

Such is the potency of Mistletoe.

It's a legally binding non-verbal contract. It's borderline entrapment. Everyone must play along. Those are the rules. It's Christmas!

Clip it on your waistband (or someone else's), hats, glasses, bracelets, wherever you fancy an enforced festive Frenchy. It's highly realistic and made from hard-wearing plastic so you can wield its power every single year.

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Please Note:
  • Side effects include: Slaps in the face, firm groin punches and general disgust from friends and co-workers
Product Features:
  • Clip it anywhere
  • Highly realistic, exquisite natural droop
  • Made from hard-wearing plastic
  • Box measures approximately 19cm(W) x 12cm(H) x 4cm(D)