You know what would be peely, peely cool? A Banana Night Light, naturally.
All the cool guys loved bananas. Donkey Kong, King Kong, Joe Young, Caesar. The list doesn’t go on.
If you’re looking to acquire the swag of a colossal giant gorilla, then this is the night light for you. This portable, fruit shaped lamp is battery powered, meaning the frustration of crafty wires is eradicated - as is any infuriated chest beating. You can easily carry it with you whether you’re scaling buildings, battling Kremlins or simply off to spend a late night penny.
Activating the light is a breeze - press the top of the nana to turn on and off - even a monkey without enhanced genetic components could do it. The soothing glow creates the perfect ambience for all your nighttime reading / plans to rid the world of pesky humans and the Banana Night Light stands entirely of its own accord - leaving your hands free to grasp scantily-clad starlets and swat away bothersome planes.