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Bacon Toothpaste
Bacon Toothpaste
Bacon Toothpaste
Bacon Toothpaste

Bacon Toothpaste

Makes breath bacon fresh!
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Keep teeth healthy whilst enjoying the flavour of delicious bacon
Perfect for when you don't have time to cook a Full English
The smoky future of oral hygiene has arrived
No more rancid minty paste – bacon-fresh breath every time
Free UK Delivery Over £100Free ReturnsNext Day Delivery Not Available
Product info

Key features

  • Keep teeth healthy whilst enjoying the flavour of delicious bacon
  • Perfect for when you don't have time to cook a Full English
  • The smoky future of oral hygiene has arrived
  • No more rancid minty paste – bacon-fresh breath every time
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9 reviews

Average: 4/5 stars

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by Victoria - 19th of February, 2016
Revolting !! As expecting !! Great fun.
by Ann - 31st of December, 2015
Son-in-law suitably worried by it.
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Next Day Delivery Not Available
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Free Returns
Next Day Delivery Not Available
Description
Mmm…bacon. Don’t you just love it? The mere thought of all that meaty, smoky, flavoursome swine flesh is enough to make you crack out your pan and get frying the second you wake up. In fact it’s so delish you probably wish you could brush your teeth with it. You can with Bacon Toothpaste. Oink!

Heralding a new era in oral hygiene, this revolutionary toothpaste is the ideal way to keep teeth and gums healthy whilst coating your cakehole with the uniquely mouth-watering flavour of smoky bacon. It makes your breath bacon fresh. No, really!

Yes, you could try brushing your peggy wegs with strips of fried bacon but you’re hardly going to be flavour of the month with a gobful of bacony bits. Bacon Toothpaste, on the other hand, is as practical as it is irresistible. It really is the perfect gift for the baconologist with everything. That’ll do, pig.

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Please Note:
  • Each tube contains approximately 2.5oz/70g of toothpaste
Product Features:
  • Bacon-flavoured toothpaste
Ingredients:
  • Sorbitol, Water, Silica Glycerin, Flavour, Cellulose Gum, Titanium Dioxide, Xanthan Gum
Dimensions:
  • Measures approximately 15.5cm(L) x 3.9cm(W) x 2.4cm(D)

Return information:
  • Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.
Customer reviews
"It smelled of pork lard so pretty accurate! Served the purpose of the joke."
Bessy - 24th of September, 2015
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