It seems the world can’t get enough of bacon-flavoured food. From bacon popcorn to bacon toothpaste we’ve done our best to satisfy your outrageous demands, but it’s getting out of hand now. We even had to employ a bloke just to reply to your bacon-related emails. His name is Porky Charles and he is miserable.
And we hate him. So to put an end to this baconmania once and for all, we’ve found Bacon Salt. Made in America, it looks just like a regular jar of urbs. But sprinkle it over your food and it’ll give your taste buds the mighty bacon backhander they’ve been craving.
It’s great for adding a hammy wallop to chips, soups, casseroles, chilli, sandwiches, pizza, pancakes… heck you could even turn your BLT into a BBLT, or a Full English Breakfast into a veritable pantheon of pork.
But best of all – believe it or not – Bacon Salt has been certified kosher and is vegetarian friendly. So for all of you who’ve ever given it a miss, now’s your chance to see what you’re missing! And all without falling off the banned wagon.
So there you have it. Bacon Salt lets you strike anything and everything with the mighty ham-fist of bacon, wherever you are, any time of the day. Now please stop asking. And Porky Charles, clear your desk and get out.