Forget all that boring communication business, the sophisticated timewaster’s favourite app involves catapulting comedy birds at egg-snaffling piggies. Indeed with over 50 million downloads across all platforms, Angry Birds is something of a smartphone phenomenon.
But why merely play Angry Birds when you can snuggle up to a real one. It’s easy thanks to these cute plush toys.
Ah, birdsong. Not! Because these moody little blighters chirp, squark and even oink (yes, there’s a pig in there too) every time you squeeze ‘em. Infuriatingly brilliant.
With an Angry Bird Plush by your side, you’re guaranteed to receive nods of appreciation from iPhoners and app-addicts wherever you may roam. Not that you’ll see them, you’ll be too busy playing the game. Look out, evil piggie, 10 o’clock!