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Abusive Balloons
Abusive Balloons
Abusive Balloons
Abusive Balloons
Abusive Balloons
Abusive Balloons
Abusive Balloons
Abusive Balloons
Abusive Balloons
Abusive Balloons
Abusive Balloons
Abusive Balloons
Abusive Balloons
Abusive Balloons

Abusive Balloons

Guaranteed to deflate
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£6.99
66 reviews
1,722 shares
Really undermine someone's big day
Contains 12 insensitive inflatables, with 3 cynical slogans
A brutally-honest alternative to regular boring balloons
Fill them with helium or just your own stinking breath
Free UK Delivery Over £100Free ReturnsNext Day Delivery available Before 7pm
Product info

Key features

  • Really undermine someone's big day
  • Contains 12 insensitive inflatables, with 3 cynical slogans
  • A brutally-honest alternative to regular boring balloons
  • Fill them with helium or just your own stinking breath
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66 reviews

Average: 4.5/5 stars

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by Emma - 26th of September, 2016
Loved the look on my flatmates face when he came home to these. Not sure if he was laughing because it was funny or to keep from crying.
by Mackenzie - 7th of September, 2016
Loved them my friends 18th was awesome because of them.
1,722 Shares
Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery available Before 7pm
Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery available Before 7pm
Description
Balloons. What's the use?

On the one hand they're synonymous with the good times – playfully batted around a dance floor, flanking a table of extravagant hors d'oeuvres or taped to the garden gate to symbolise there's a "party over here!"

On the other they're a depressing reminder of your wretched old age, colourful orbs telling you that you should definitely be having more fun than you are; getting in your face as you try to clear up a pile of last night's alcohol-drenched debris.

Unless you're a 3 year old (and even then), balloons do not make a party – they're the inflatable illusion of fun. So why not celebrate honesty and undermine the big occasion with these thoroughly Abusive Balloons.

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Please Note:
  • Suitable for ages 8+ (They're a choking hazard, and children probably shouldn't know the word "f*ck" quite just yet, "sh*t" maybe.)
Product Features:
  • Pack of 12 brutally honest balloons:
    • 4x Red - F*CK ME YOU'RE OLD
    • 4x Yellow - HAPPY F*CKING WHATEVER
    • 4x Orange - THIS PARTY IS SH*T
  • Printed on both sides
  • Use them to put a downer on someone's (or even your own) big day
  • Can be filled with helium or your own minty/garlic fresh breath
Dimensions:
  • Balloons inflate to approximately 25cm (10")
Customer reviews
"Best balloons around."
Katy - 13th of February, 2015
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